What makes a joke funny?

What makes a joke funny…? I don’t know but it gave me an excuse to look up funny jokes and write a nonsense speech on it. Ok so let’s start off with a good one.
A French fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender “Hey , could I get a beer please?”
The bartender looks at him shaking his head and said “No, we don’t serve food here”

Ok so let’s see here why does such a joke make us laugh. its really just stupid and if any of u laughed I feel sorry for you. But its wording might not make u laugh but u just think about the irony if you that he is food and in some bars they don’t serve food. On to the next ridiculous joke that you still probably wont find that funny.

What was the Pilgrims' favorite dance?
(The Plymouth Rock.)

Haha that was good one man I’m diein’ from laughter over here no seriously obviously the P.O.N. or Play On Words is what makes this joke so funny. Plymouth rock as you should all no is where the pilgrims first landed on the new world but rock is also a type of music and dance hence a ridiculous stupid p.on. Now on the every popular ever funny spelling jokes.

What letters did the man recite to his car when he ran out of gas?
( O-I-C-U-R-M-T )

Ok people ok people I know it is hard to stop laughing after that hilarious joke. The reason the joke is so funny (to those that find these ridiculous jokes funny) is because of when you read each letter individually you get a whole funny sentence. It is really just amazing what people think up. Next we have the Quotes.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Said by unknown

We find this funny just because it was just funny come on. lets try another though
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Unknown

The funny thing about this is that its completely true it takes a real philosopher to think that up. But what makes these so funny is probably we all can experience them at some time at times we stand up for what we believe for and can be called insane, but would we have it any other way. And sometimes we just don’t feel unique there funny cause they relate to us.

Now I would like to do some dirty jokes. Just kidding Mrs. Byrely calm down. But I am going to do some great chuck Norris Jokes.
Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Funny no hilaurious those are and those are just funny because it makes fun of a certain person these are probably the best jokes known to man they are also the most common if you think about it you say one every day Some call it bullying others just call it joking around but they are the best if u are just joking around.

And that’s it people hope you found it funny and I hope you didn’t learn anything.